This year at school I didn’t wear a costume for Halloween. I can’t remember if I kept the costumes I had (and if so, where they might be) or if I recycled them when I moved. But another option was to wear orange and black. Well, I don’t own anything orange so I just dressed in black. Then at noon, it dawned on me that I really was in costume… I was a black widow.

Hahahahahahaha   🙂